ishouldntbeallowedoutinpublic:
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(Source: thathilariousguy)
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Reblog this and see what you get.
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you.
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you.
- ! = Just delete your tumblr already.
- * = You’re awesome.
- ♡ = I love your blog.
- ° = You’re beautiful.
- ✓ = I hate you.
- - = You’re ugly.
- + = I want to fuck you.
- ♬ = I wish we were close.
- ♧ = I wish we were friends in real life.
- ☆ = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through.
- ^ = You inspire me.
I’d love to know
Why bathing suit companies hate big girls.
I’m a 40D, I wear a size 12 pant and size 14 top if you put it into numbers.
I can’t wear a bikini. I look horrible.
All I wanted was a two piece that would
A) Cover my chest.
B) Look cute.
No. That couldn’t happen. Everything I tried on was either
A) OLD LADY FUCKING FLORAL PRINT
B) CLEAVAGECLEAVAGEYOURFATISSPILLINGOUT
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So I had to go to a plus size girl’s store.
The fucking bathing suits were 100 dollars.
Went to another store.
Nothing fit.
I would like to know why the bathing suit people think that just because I wear a 14 means I’m an elderly woman with no taste for modern designs? That because I’m not shopping for a bikini I don’t want something cute? I’m not even that big, to be honest. I’m just top heavy. I just needed something simple and that offered a little support. But no. I had to go to a specialty store and get it there.
Bigger girls shouldn’t have to feel miserable about themselves because they can’t/don’t want to wear a bikini. A cute bathing suit that isn’t a teeny bikini should be a more common occurrence. What the fuck? Why is it so hard? What’s with the stigma that a bigger girl needs a horrible, old lady looking bathing suit? I happen to have a chest. That does NOT mean I need to wear something that would please an eighty year old woman. I know how to dress my body, and I want it to look good, not like I’m ashamed of it.
/endrant
For anyone who gives a shit, I found a bathing suit that is adorable and does everything I want it to. But not all girls are that lucky. I just got lucky that I’m only a size 14.
If there’s a woman equivalent to The Nice Guy (R), it’s Taylor Swift. “I fall perfectly in line with every stereotype upholding every oppressive system out there. Why won’t you love me?!
afunnyfeminist (via faineemae)
Every time you tell a person you have tourettes, they suddenly become a professional neurologist, and tell you “you don’t have tourettes, I know what tourettes looks like, you’re faking”
ha… So who else has experienced this? I know I have.
Every time.
